Gives 0

Republicans are Retarded

January 28, 2024 JB
Gives 0
Republicans are Retarded
Be a part of the awesome!
Three bucks a month? Yeah, we're cheap around here....
Starting at $3/month
Support
Show Notes Transcript Chapter Markers

Buckle up for a no-holds-barred journey into the chaotic realm of border security and a government at odds with itself. We're tearing down the facade and exposing the layers of complexity behind the latest border security proposals. In this fearless exposé, we dissect the so-called comprehensive legislation aimed at stemming the tide of fentanyl and tightening the reins of immigration. From the surge in border patrols to the contentious debate over the President's emergency powers. There's no shying away from the hard truths or political missteps as I shine a light on the Republican party's negotiation fumbles and the dire need for a more business-like approach in the executive office. No tiptoeing around sensibilities here—expect raw, unfiltered dialogue that's as potent as your strongest espresso shot.

Strap in for an unapologetic critique of the immigration system and border control woes, where we draw a distinct line between legal migrants and illegal aliens. I'm not afraid to call out the federal government for undermining state efforts to fortify our borders or to speculate on the ulterior motives that may be at play. This isn't just another political rant; it's a fervent plea for the preservation of American culture and the steadfast upholding of the rule of law. You won't find sugar-coated opinions or fence-sitting here—just a passionate, forthright call to action for every citizen who cares about the nation's future. So, refill your cup and prepare for a candid conversation that dares to protect American values at a time when they're under siege.

MY PATRIOT SUPPLY
Food, emergency supplies, emergency gear. Use who GIVES 0 uses!

Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.

Support the Show.

Thanks for being a part of America's #1 (3rd Rate) Podcast!!

We thank ALL of you who support us spiritually and financially. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!

TWITTER (X)
@Gives0Show


TRUTH Social
@JoeyBrunoIV


Don't forget our home page!!
GIVES0.com

Also, we endorse (and are compensated by) My Patriot Supply and NORD VPN. We work with them because they are trusted names by we Patriots and we use their products and services ourselves. Use the links below for them, we get a little love when you do.

My Patriot Supply

NORD VPN

Speaker 1:

Folks, we're making real progress.

Speaker 1:

One of the most important issues we're facing security at the border.

Speaker 1:

The first bill I introduced was for a massive change in security at our border. Two months ago, my team began to work with a by-product and group of senators to put together the toughest, smartest, fairest border security bill in history the best one the nation has ever seen. It would finally provide the funding I requested early on and again in October to secure our borders. It includes an additional 1,300 border patrols we need more agents on the border, 375 immigration judges to judge whether or not someone can come or cannot come and be fair about it 1,600 asylum officers and over 100 cutting-edge inspection machines to help detect and stop fentanyl coming out of our southwest border. It would also give me, as president, the emergency authority to shut down the border until it could get back under control. If that bill were the law today, I'd shut down the border right now and fix it quickly. A bipartisan bill would be good for America and help fix our broken immigration system and allow speedy access for those who deserve to be here, and Congress needs to get it done.

Speaker 2:

You're listening to Give Zero, where everything matters, but your feelings. Hey everybody, it's your buddy JB here with you On America's number one third rate podcast, give Zero. Please join me as we talk about why Republicans are idiots. Here we go. Now your host, who gives absolutely zero fucks, joey Bruno. Yeah, we gonna do this one like riding a bull.

Speaker 2:

So if you got your beer, your wine, your whiskey, your coffee, of course for me. You're gin. Did I say gin or whatever? Whatever you're drinking, saddle up. And if you're rolling up something special in the back porch, well, better, have it rolled On the count of three. We all partake together. We go mm-mm, all good stuff. Here we go. One, two, three go Good stuff, all right. So let's get straight to this. I hope you guys are doing good. We'll talk about stuff in a minute, but let's talk about this.

Speaker 2:

So I guess, cause I burned an hour and a half, a minute and a half of the intro time to let me show Biden's drivel on? Okay, if I had all this emergency power to close the border, I'd do it in a heartbeat. I would close the border so we could fix this. What you can do, that All right. So here's why Republicans are retarded. I don't mean that they're mildly stupid, I don't mean that they're daft, I mean they are literal, mentally retarded, as in the movie Tropic Thunder. Tropic Thunder, whatever it is, never go full retard. They have shot past. Full retard would be backing up for them. Here is why there used to be, classically, two things that I always said you do not negotiate with and you've heard this, I didn't invent this, it's cliched. You don't negotiate with children or terrorists. Add to that Democrats. Okay, follow along with me, because we're getting to the retarded part.

Speaker 2:

Joe Biden is not just president with, in quotes, it was not installed as president of the United States. The office of the president is in charge of one third of the government. You can say it's the whole government, but he's in charge of the executive branch of government. That's the executive side of government. It's one thing to be a political figure or puppet, but political figure who has run for office, ie that chair, and they pluck, they plop you in that chair by hook or crook, but you're plugged into that chair. When you're, when you're doing anything in your life, you need to always be aware of the role as well as the task. Okay, the role as well as the task. The title is president, the role is chief of the executive branch. The task is to be an executive, to understand that this government is a business and you've got to run the business.

Speaker 2:

Okay, a large part of running any business and all businesses are basically the same. They're all technically lemonade stands you can take the largest fortune 500 company you can think of or Bob's muffler shop down the street. They all this difference in scale, but at the end of the day, they run the same. The in and out decision making components, while they scale differently, are the same. That being said, there's this.

Speaker 2:

So, on day one, when you're Joe Biden and you take your cute little pen and you write an executive order getting rid of all the mechanisms Trump had put into place where the border is concerned, shut it all down, remaining Mexico wall construction, all of it, all of it Gone, which is why, weirdly, during inauguration, there's already folks in Mexico marching with t-shirts. I mean, they're all wearing the same t-shirt is like Joe, let me in. Wow, that wasn't planned. There's no way. That's just the wildest coincidence, but I digress. So you're the executive and you come in and you're day one in the new office and you got your little chair and you rearrange the furniture in your office and they're making sure your names on the extension stuff and your emails working. You know day one, shit right, and you go make a sweeping change without conferring with a soul, with your stroke of your own pen, you do this, okay. Well, okay, you're the new boss. But if you want to keep the company running, you start watching what those changes have been done and in the first 30, 60, 90 days, a quarter in or a trend by the second quarter.

Speaker 2:

If you're not making progress with that change, guess what you need to do? You need to undo it. You pull your pin out again, you undo it what you did and go on, unless you're married to your pride and you're an idiot or I don't know. You've got a plan to break the damn thing anyway. Sometimes in companies that's happened. I've been a business consultant for for companies and I walked right into the CEO and I asked them. I said look, you don't have to adopt any of this. You know it's your call, but is the idea to be profitable or not? And that's a legitimate question. Some companies, by design, are designed to lose money because they can ride it off and they're part of a larger, but that's. That's business shit. But you know I've. So if that's your plan, joe plans working, but the billion dollar thing.

Speaker 2:

And then he rolls forward now when he's on fire, both ways, because he's already had the feds in there, bumping heads with the National Guard in Texas and there's about a million truckers driving down there right now and there's National Guards from a whole bunch of other states that are sitting there looking to support this thing. It ain't looking good on a resume, joe, and this is also an election year. So he's really in a Kobe-Ashima room. He's got a no-win scenario going on here. There's no way he can come out and polish this turd.

Speaker 2:

So what do you do? You blame it on the Republicans. You sit there and say, well, if they would only pass and do so and so, so and so I'd be more than glad to do so and so, so and so not thinking or people reminding, because people are as stupid as Republicans we'll get to that in a second and Democrats and everybody on Washington, because people are stupid, forgetting that the Democrats own Congress for two years, the first two years, joe's in there. They could have done this shit any old time they wanted to. They were too busy trying to tell you you needed a vax, I guess, to worry about Jose and Maria coming across the border.

Speaker 2:

But the case in point is we're sitting right here watching Congress go in a circle over this bullshit. First, ukraine, where it's like we need to extend the deadline for the budget, for government having to close down because we've overspent all the billions of dollars that the Democrats excuse me, the two and a half, three trillion dollars the Democrats said they weren't going to spend. What a year, year and a half ago, when they said no, sign this and we won't spend another. We're not going to go over budget, we're done. We're done. This will be enough to carry us for the next two years. Why? That was a lie, a known lie going in, Because there's always some emergency to have to write a check for. But the case in point is the Democrats ran down here, they extended the budget ship for another handful of months and yanked the football yet again. Thanks, lucy, dumbass Charlie Brown, over Ukraine and budget, tying all that up together, you know, so we can extend the deadline for government shutdown.

Speaker 2:

Well, here we are. A freaking game. If Congress would only. If those evil, horrible, rotten Republicans would only fuck him. This is the part where Republicans are retards. Screw him and the horse he rode in. Every Republican out there needs to say this one thing and not say another thing. We're not budging a bit on this Period. End of paragraph.

Speaker 2:

Joe Biden, with his own pen, can undo every bit of this, and why? Because he's the one that made this happen with the stroke of his pen. And why shouldn't we do anything about it? Because, a if we shove it through and he doesn't like it, he can veto it. A if it suits him politically, we can still get it sent up there and suck his ass again and take a knee again and be the typical dumbass Republicans that we are again. Oh, excuse me, jb explained it better. Get it sent again and go right in there and do this. And Biden, whether it bills passed not passed, get what he wants. Eiao, he can still executive order and say fuck you guys yet again. Why? Because that's what he did three years ago when they first plugged his ass in the office in that chair on day freaking one.

Speaker 2:

Everything you suffer from right now and this is the gospel. Go to the math, go look it up. The problems in the Middle East, the problems with the economy, the problems with inflation, the problems with the southern border, the problems with Ukraine. Every one of them came from that man's desk handwriting hand or his fargan mouth. Every last one of those. This is not a political talking point. This is not me sitting there with an axe to grind, because you know I give zero fucks. These are absolute, legitimate, searchable. Look them up a bowl facts. Southern border screwed up. We have no drilling going on. That feeds Iraq. Iran makes our gas prices go up, is the root cause of our money being out of flak. The inflation is them over printing of money to solve that problem. They're still giving out covid money, even though it's close to the end from the last time. But get ready for covid 2.0, 2.5 and 0, 3 point. Whatever the fuck it is now. Every bit of that came from that chair, every last bit of it.

Speaker 2:

He's a lame duck. These are going to get plastered and plowed by Trump. They're going to shoot him and or Kamala, they're going to retire him. He's done, he's deal, any done. Don't budge a freaking inch. They know there's trouble because of Hunter and all the money that that family's taken in. That story has gone amazingly quiet as they stir up more and more bullshit. They know they can't out vote Trump not legally, or it shouldn't have Trump shutting every courtroom in America. I'm surprised I haven't bumped into him in traffic court as I got on there to pay for our double part.

Speaker 2:

The media is certainly playing their game already. They happen. We need to start screaming from the rooftop. We need to support that border with everything we've got and point out the root cause of who and how and why. It is Period. Scream it from the rooftop. If you've got friends at home, at work or something going, but those poor people coming in over the border and they're going to put that razor hour up and they could get killed. He peep, peep, peep, screw them. My grandfather came here on a boat from Italy, had to learn English, finally got his naturalization papers after years Eat shit.

Speaker 2:

If the, if you come in here, you're not a migrant. Birds migrate. That means they show up and during the season they go back in different directions. These are not migrants, they are illegal aliens man, woman and child. I just can't see that many Chinese people that live in freaking Mexico having to get in here, or Haji coming over here or whatever, for you know, coming over here, no, I can't close it or run down there and help defend it, cause you've got a federal government suing a governor for protecting a state's border. That's where we are. That's where we are. Stop it, make them stop it.

Speaker 2:

This is your country, america. You preserve and protect it. You welcome in anyone that wants to be here legally and leave their old culture and adapt and adopt this one. Adapt to and adopt this one. But if you've got an open arm policy, when their actual title, their birth certificate to this country, has the word illegal in the title, your first act is a is a non-US citizen is to break the law. Well, I'll say this they're certainly qualified to vote Democrat. Y'all have a great evening. Love you, love you, love you, Love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you. This is JB for Americans number one third rate Podcast, gives zero. Good luck America.

Border Security and Government Dysfunction
Issues With Immigration and Border Control