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Every time I pour a touch of Bailey's into my coffee, it conjures up the warmth of memories with my dear mother. It's a small tradition that speaks to the bigger picture of what we hold dear, and in our latest episode, these personal touches meet the hard-hitting reality of U.S. border policy. We tackle the complexities of immigration and its ripple effects on American jobs, scrutinize the current administration's border bill, and express our disappointment in the insufficient provision of only 15,000 new beds for migrant detention. This candid conversation isn't just about policies; it's a heartfelt call to our community, including a special nod to Trump Army girl from Truth Social, reminding us that support and strength are the bedrock of our nation.

The dialogue swerves into the realm of political manipulation, an issue that can no longer be ignored. Blind eyes and indifference don't serve our civic duties; we must confront the superfluous content of legislative bills and the government's hand in aggravating the immigration crisis. With a voice echoing the urgency for informed awareness, we dissect the political theater playing out in the capital, stripping down the layers of partisan conflict to reveal the core issues that truly matter. So, join us in this robust discussion, and let's arm ourselves with knowledge, because being vigilant and informed has never been more crucial in navigating these challenging times. Stay awesome, America, and remember, it's the informed citizen who holds the true power.

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Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:01

And if the migrants answer the three questions correctly, biden hands them a work permit so companies can hire them instead of Americans, because they're cheaper and Nadler can get all the crops picks he wants. Are we going to detain any migrants at the border so we can deport the ones who are too stupid to say I'm scared three times? Well, this border bill buys just 15,000 new beds to detain migrants. It's about two days worth of illegals we're going to detain and once the beds fill up in two days, they're going to let them go, because you can't deport them.

Speaker 2: 0:43

You're listening to Give Zero, where everything matters, but your feelings. Hey, everybody, it's your buddy JB. Hey, what do Joe Biden and a cocksucker have in common? Everything? Yeah, here we go. Now. Your host, who gets absolutely zero, fucks Joey Bruno. Hey, how are you doing? Hey, it's your buddy JB With you here on America's number one third rate podcast. America's number one third rate podcast, give Zero.

Speaker 2: 1:36

I'll get this figured out. I got, I got lost enough going on because I ain't that bright. I'm jumping in here with you guys real quick. I wanted to say hi to everybody I had. I had the nicest little gift today. I got to spend some time on the phone with Trump Army girl over from Truth Social. We occasionally will get to get to speak and she is so wonderful and so nice and so sweet to me. I can't even begin to tell you those of you that follow her own on Truth. You know that she is the business and I just wanted to say hello to her and thank her for being amazing. So I love you girl. Thank you so much for everything and thanks for being a fan. Love you.

Speaker 2: 2:23

Let's do rituals real quick. I'm doing a special ritual tonight. Of course, I have my black coffee, but it's not black tonight. No, jb, what? Yes, I have doctored my coffee. That story coming up. If you got your beer, your wine, your whiskey, your gin, your vodka, your mead, your, your Bartles and James, your whatever you got except Scotch, because Scotch sucks and of course tequila, because we don't talk about tequila enough on this program. Or if you got a little something, something special, you want to go on the back deck and roll that thing up and fire it up and just puff on that little monkey while you're enjoying the goodness that is give zero. I welcome you to do so. Also. Check out givezerocom cause, please do. Anyway, on the count of three, we'll all do a part. Eight together, we'll go my good stuff and we will get this lumbering ox up under her own power ready on a three. One, two, three, go Good stuff.

Speaker 2: 3:18

I have inside my coffee tonight some Bailey's Irish cream. Why? Because I miss my mother. That's why I lost her Christmas a couple years ago. So I'm at my stepdad's house. So I do the Christmas thing this past Christmas Sipping on my coffee there, because that's what you do after a nice dinner Chilling everybody talking about you know, christmas stuff and hugging and getting pictures made. You know Krivmuff, I'm doing my Krivmuff and and he says you still like Bailey's in your coffee. And I said, well, I only do it, you know, during Christmas. And so I said I've probably got some at the house. I'll have some later. So I've got some here.

Speaker 2: 3:56

It was a bottle that was your mom's. He said it's been in the refrigerator forever. I don't know if it's still any good or not. And I said, well, he said you can have the bottle if you'd like it. I don't drink this stuff and I'm like, well, that'd be cool, I would love to have it. Let's see if it's still any good. He drags it out to me Now, if you're familiar with this product, there's a lot of sugar in it because it's Irish cream and there's sugar in there and of course you know the creamer, the cream and the whiskey and all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 2: 4:25

So I start to twist the bottle top and they're metal, they're foil tops or they're metal tops and they get stuck because of the sugar in the bottle whenever you pour them and you cap it. And you pour it and you cap it. Important, after a while it just becomes a solid thing that it gets like a candy coating on it or whatever. So I'm twisting this thing trying to get it. It breaks and it's. The seal has never been broken on this bottle at all, ever, and the labels have rubbed off of it and so on. There's like tape stuck to the bottle, and I realized that this is a bottle that I think that I gave my mother 20 years ago for as a Christmas gift, and she kept it, and had I known that, I wouldn't have opened it at all.

Speaker 2: 5:22

I don't know why people do that. Why don't, why don't you drink 100 year old something? Just drink it. That's what it's there for, right? So, every so often, of course, I drank it that day and it was perfect. Actually, it gets better over time. I didn't think that it would do that. It's like it's like pouring butter. It's unbelievable how smooth that is. And so I was missing mom tonight and and yeah, so I'm having a cup of coffee with her, with you guys, and it's really great. So thanks for having a little moment with me. So, mom, here's to you, and, guys, if your mom's still with you, next time you see her, give her some love. Give her a call soon as you can.

Speaker 2: 6:11

Okay, let's talk about the border. First of all, joe Biden, I hate you. I hate you because you hate human beings. You hate humanity, you hate women and children. You hate them. Border bait, vote bait. You are despicable, nasty, horrible excuse for a human being.

Speaker 2: 6:48

This episode is about oh, look at that thing over there Much like my own Trump Army Girls conversation today. Normies are stupid, if you have not figured this out by now, because I'm trying to decide what I want to do with the show and I'm going to use the advice that I gave her friend of mine today just open your mouth and let it fall out. I don't want to try to steer the show with a certain format. It's always been what it is, which is just my cray-cray out here, bare-necked to the rest of you. So I'm going to say this If you're not awake by now, I don't care who you vote for. I don't care if you're voting for Trump, if you're an independent, if you're a Republican or what, if you aren't fully aware and aware of Trump. You're not going to vote for Trump If you aren't fully aware and awake of this nasty at this point, or you're somewhere in the mushy middle. You're a useless human being. You have no use to anyone your spouse, your children, your friends at work, your job. You are literally no use to anyone, no one living on this planet.

Speaker 2: 8:10

They keep dragging this bill up, which has got more fluff and bullshit in it, and I hope this thing just finally dies and goes away, because I'm going to say this, and I'm just going to say it quick, because there's no, we can go, I can. I can pull this up into the topical news thing of all this crap you've already heard. There's no sense in repeating this, because my audience, the people that religiously listen to this thing, are intelligent people. And then I treat this microphone as though I am the dumbest person in the room. So the fact that you even dial it in and listen to me is a blessing to me. Okay, because if I'm the smartest person in the room, I'm in the wrong room, I promise you. Okay, this bill is useless and is dead on arrival.

Speaker 2: 8:56

Forget the bullshit in there for Ukraine. Forget sending money over to the folks over there. Wherever we're sending money to, whatever we're supporting with it, whomever we're doing, I don't care. Every little thing in there is designed to pry that border open a little wider by hanging more dangling goodies out there. We need some more judges and agents on that. No, you don't. No, you need to shut the water off. All right, the ship's sinking. Plug the hole. Don't sit there and put more people in the boat to bail. That's a failure. Keep the bail rate the same. Plug the hole. You keep your, you stop adding new in there and eventually you get caught up on all the bullshit stupid that you guys caused in the first place.

Speaker 2: 9:54

Why do we have a United States Constitution if we don't have borders? And those borders are more than just geography. They are also about mindset and allegiance to you got me. That's what it's about. This thing was a fail. It was like COVID whenever they quit counting deaths and started counting cases, we were done. We were done. Same thing here. This was done, it was already done. Just like COVID deaths, where we were Two weeks to flatten the curve. We're rolling into several months into this. We forgotten why we were doing it.

Speaker 2: 10:53

When the federal government sees the state, for it's for the state trying to stop Illegals coming into its own country, that it's a part of that nation. It is. It is one of the United States. Yeah, over the conversations over this massive new influx, this fifty thousand pit through five thousand people a day that they're counting that they can find that they can do. You Remember, by controlling that, you just stop people from coming in. I've got a news flash for you. I Can find you about 200 million people that will gladly take a firearm and stand guard at that border. We'll all take turns.

Speaker 2: 11:50

This problem solves itself by an undo. What you did your first weekend office? Go undo that. Go undo that. You don't need Congress, you don't need anybody's permission, you don't need Jack freaking squat and you're running for president. You're running, you're running for reelection for president and it's the number one topic. 70% of your, of your, your So-called constituencies say the border is the number one thing to spread the word. That border is the number one thing to spread the word. That border is the number one thing on their mind and you can fix it with your own ballpoint.

Speaker 2: 12:29

Pin you ass freaking whole While legitimate men, women and children are risking their neck trying to get their ass up here and deal with the cartel and everything else, and the NGOs down there in Mexico handing out cell phones and everything else, gps maps, food, water and everything to try to get you medical help so you can get to the damn border. This whole thing is an industry that you created, you cocksucker. Turn it off before people really start getting hurt, and God knows. Only Jesus and the Holy Spirit and the good Lord know how many ill-will people that you have let into this nation on your watch. The first American that dies because of your stupidity. Every drop of that blood is on your hands. Hell, it's already happened the UIs, robberies and other odds and ends.

Speaker 2: 13:40

Those asshole kids up there beating up cops in New York City. That's on you, you bastard. That's on you and you alone. Because your pens. What did it? You're a pin, but ignore that. Please keep your dumb Normie eyes focused. Keep your lip-tarred eyes focused On the evil Republicans that have kept this bill from passing through. While you play your same fruit basket, turn over bullshit Non-stop kicking the football around up there in DC. You and every one of you assholes on both sides of the aisle, While this happens, while this happens to children, suck the biggest schlong you can get in your brain-addled mouth. Suck it While we're talking about shiny things. And please look the other way. For every Sean Hannity out there, for every. For every Mark Levin out there. For every Fox News out there, for CNN, msnbc, whoever, who the hell ever.

Speaker 2: 15:21

This Fanny Willis debacle. She says Fanny, I say Fanny. I know how to spell. It was a public education, but I can sound out words. The typical regular, as you're familiar with, talking heads are going around in circles talking about I forget how many it is now 20, 24, some level of bullshittery From over there in Georgia there's Nathan Wade Guy who is her, her side piece and she funnel all this money to him so they could go out and spend taxpayer money together as a couple on extravagant, extravagant vacations.

Speaker 2: 16:19

Vacations isn't such a politician. Being corrupt and stealing money, while that's bad, is nothing new. People's infidelities are nothing new. I could give. Well, I give zero fucks I could. I don't give it, I could give a shitless. Okay, don't care, do not care, do not care, I don't care. The elephant in the room on this thing that is not being talked about enough, or the couple of three times that she paid him.

Speaker 2: 16:59

Fanny paid Nathan Wade to go to the White House. Now they say it was to get information on the J6 stuff. Talk to witnesses, but bad, but that well, you know attorneys, and everybody in Washington is an attorney. Politicians are their attorneys, of course. Why wouldn't they be? Of course they are. You got a couple of guys that are farmers and a football coach up there, but the rest of them are attorneys, and a couple of bartenders. You can do this with a phone call, you can do this with a subpoena, you can do this with a rid of request. You can do it several, several ways. But you look over here at these 24 things. Okay, don't look at the fact that he, while she sat on her ass back in Georgia, he went to the White House. I, as a concerned citizen, I very much want to know what was he doing at the White freaking house. They say it was J6 committee stuff. J6 committee. They're fine, except for the ones they oops. We deleted all of them. Those findings are record that he can have pulled. Hell, it was on television. You can go back and watch the tapes.

Speaker 2: 18:36

There is fuckery afoot here, my friends. There is a White House involved in trying to get Trump on charges somewhere. There is election interference going on somewhere, by the same old that we normally expect. Well, of course it's the same old, same old that we always normally expect. But the main thing here is that they're doing it in an order, not to win an election, but to just to get rid of Trump Election interference, because I can't beat him in a vote. They can't beat him in a heads up true, actual, let's count the actual, real votes, without a damn machine involved in it or a male in ballot.

Speaker 2: 19:30

And they're running out of time. They're running out of time fast and more. The fuckery is coming out Again. The walls of Jericho cannot last forever. Be ready for desperation. Be ready for something really bad, sour and sideways. To go on While you're paying attention to you, whether or not they were sleeping together and whether or not mean or Republicans are ever going to pass a bill that Joe Biden will sign concerning the border.

Speaker 2: 20:04

You pay attention to that. Lip tards, soft, gooey brain people in the mushy middle and people that haven't woke up yet. Hell, for that matter, go get another Vax. What's the difference? No, they're screwing you in a way that is so blatantly obvious. Even the idiots should be able to see this. So if you haven't seen it by now, well, let me explain it. That makes you an idiot, but you, my lovely friends, are not idiots because you've been listening to Give Zero, america's number one third rate podcast.

Speaker 2: 20:46

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