Doritos too???? Well, dang........

As we mark our fourth year at Give Zero, I'm tipping my hat to you, our fiercely loyal listeners, with an episode that's bound to stir the pot. Forget the mundane election forecasts; instead, we dissect Haley's run and its unexpected benefits, serving up a perspective that's as refreshing as that first morning sip—minus my usual coffee, thanks to an ill-timed stomach bug. And when it comes to American politics, we all know the juiciest bits aren't always the headlines but the lingering water cooler debates. So pull up a chair, and let's get into the nitty-gritty of strategies that could very well shape our nation's future.

But hold on, because we're just getting warmed up. The term "insurrection" has been thrown around quite a bit, but what does it actually mean for American democracy and the players involved, including Trump himself? We're peeling back the layers of January 6th, challenging the immigration narrative, and questioning the very fabric of our national security. With a critical eye, we examine military recruitment and ask tough questions about the resulting potential threats. This episode isn't for the faint of heart—it's a rallying cry for those ready to confront the controversial and arm themselves with insight. Join me, JB, and let's navigate these tumultuous waters together on America's number one third-rate podcast, Give Zero.

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:00

You're listening to Give Zero, where everything matters, but your feelings. Hi, y'all DeRion, it's your buddy JB here with you on America's number one third rate podcast, give Zero. Hope you went out and voted today, but we're not talking about that because it's obvious. We got other stuff. Here we go Now. Your host who gets absolutely zero, fox Joey Bruno. I'm gonna sing this song Now. You guys know what I do not sing. Thank God Luke has the voice. Hey, how doing Good to be back with you. It's your buddy JB with you here on Give Zero. I sound a little hot. I'll back it off. So I'm not so spicy. Not so spicy for y'all's delicate little ginger ears out there, because if you're listening to this third rate podcast, they might get singed occasionally. So I hope you guys are great. We'll get to our bits here in a second.

Speaker 1: 1:22

I want a big thank you to so very, very, very many of you. For whatever magical reason, the show is taking another gigantic uptick in followers and people to subscribe to it, and all that kind of thank you, thank you. It's a humble little thing, as you well know. This is our. This will be our fourth year coming up in the fall, so only three and a half years. But three years is a few months change, but it's just crazy to believe in it. But fine, people like you would listen to crazy like me. But I'm glad you do and I'm thankful for you. So thanks for being here, guys.

Speaker 1: 2:05

So, anyway, let's get the old lumbering ox up under her own weight, under her own power, get her little sea legs beneath her. And we did that by having our favorite part of the program together our rituals. So you know what to do if you got your beer, your wine, your vodka, your gin, your whiskey not Scotch, because Scotch sucks your Zima, your white claw tequila we never talk about tequila enough on this program or if you got something, something special and you like to partake in that and you want to go out on the back deck and roll you on one of those things up, take your big old fat deep, hit on that. You know what you do, you America. For me it is black coffee and I am ready to rock and roll with this because it's been a couple of days as I had a good cup. I've had a stomach virus and that screws up your coffee drinking, because coffee is a powerful stimulant and my system was pretty much on autopilot for that. We won't talk about all that, but that's what it is. So, anyway, on the count of three, we will show, we shall partake together. Another count of three will sit, puff, whatever we're doing together. Then we will all together say, oh, good stuff, ready, here we go, 123. Go, good stuff, yes, it is.

Speaker 1: 3:35

So. I, this time I've made notes, which I say a lot, but this time I'm a stick to them because, as I'm ready to free will this thing for you, being slightly under the weather, not feeling good, I said I still bug. You know you can, because I watch television. When I'm doing that, I don't usually watch TV, I can give a crap less, but I'm a watch and watch on the news and it's the same old, same old tune fiddle and guitar. Okay, so there's that, but three of them stuck out, my little noodle, and I'm gonna tell you something. If you're doing give zero, okay, I don't. I used to put pressure on myself to really be timely, to make sure I'm getting it out there and I'm being part of this cycle, I don't give a shit, I really don't. This is us talking around the water cooler or the bar or whatever it is we're doing is driving your car? Hey, we're doing that together. Whatever we're doing, that's what we're doing. So, just like we would have a conversation that's akin to hey, the other day did you hear about so and so, so and so that's give zero. I don't need to sit here and we going down election results on Super Tuesday night because, whatever, whatever. But I will say this thank God for Nikki Haley.

Speaker 1: 4:55

I know that everybody bitches about her because she's caught blocking all things Trump, just you know, and she's nothing but a plant by the Democrats. It's painfully obvious at this point. But the beauty of it is this if Trump ran, was running unopposed, then the news would have something. The talking heads, the Trump haters out there, would have something to say like, well, yeah, ain't nobody running against him, so they're gonna put him up. You know that's gonna be who that's him. If he only had a real opponent, which Nikki Haley is not a real opponent. But the beauty of her is is this a? She's burning a bunch of Democrat money, George Soros money, the same money from the attorney that ran that. What's that crazy blonde chick that tried to sue Trump again for because apparently he air quote raped her 30 years ago or whatever. Yeah, that crazy bitches wife, that crazy bitches attorney, is one of the key donors to Nikki Haley. So Haley acts as a surrogate for Biden and it just shows you how literally bad Trump is beating these snot out of Joe Biden Before they even run against each other because there's Haley.

Speaker 1: 6:09

So I say, leave the crazy bitch in there. It's fun to watch her get their brakes beat off of her, it's, it's glorious, and to watch her try to spin it in the news going. Well, the reason and answer, not answer questions. Nikki, are you planning on dropping out anytime soon? Well, you know, that's the funny thing. You'd bring that up. My dog ate a carrot one time and got choked on the carrot. So we had to go to the emergency vet and it was oh, whatever. It's beautiful, I love it. Leave her in there, just leave her letter, just burn all that money she wants to suits me.

Speaker 1: 6:44

But I digress back to my original story. So three stories stuck out in my head. So we're gonna go down through these one of the time and and just tell me what you think. I'm on social media, say your two cents worth. Go to give zero calm. You can message me there, whatever. Let me know what's on your mind.

Speaker 1: 7:05

Okay, and these are in no particular order, but they all three just kind of either tickle me or piss me off. So the first one is this I have had a tremendously delicious Not good for me, for crap, but I have a. I've had a delicious Relationship for years With cool ranch Doritos. Oh yes, oh yes, as a matter of fact, to tell another side note, back in the early 80s maybe. All right, yeah, I'm walking through a mall one day and I get snagged by somebody and they ask me all these questions on a clipboard Next thing, you know, I'm going home with a couple of big white, white potato chip bags with no writing on them has some kind of crazy code number, and the code number was on my paperwork. Long story short is, I was a, I was a tester. They pay me like Pretty good money back in the day, like 50 bucks or a hundred bucks or something crazy For taking part in this study and I was tasting what became later.

Speaker 1: 8:20

Cool ranch Doritos and you're supposed to answer all these crazy questions about. You know, the other members of the household sharing the bag. Did they? Did they go back to the bag? Did they lick their fingers, did they? You know all this crazy? It's weird what marketing questions are. Well, the short answer is I was a little bitch and I think I ate both bags in one sitting. It was sad, yeah, I did that. So when they came out on the market a handful of months later, I'm like, hey, that's the crap I was eating sweet, and they actually had put more of the powder in there and it was even better. So when, anyway? So the idiots at Doritos ie Frito lay, ie Pepsi co. Have done, went off and done Dylan Mulvaney themselves and Bud lighted themselves into freaking oblivion. So they just got through firing this freak show.

Speaker 1: 9:18

Influencer, social influencer Some dude names goes by the name Samantha Hudson, all right. So after a couple of days of Bud light and Doritos, real good, they run his ass off. Well, guess what? It's too fucking late. Yeah, because citizen journalists like me and you have found this out already and the boycott Doritos hashtag is running amok, and the same people that Help beat up Bud Light are all over this story. So it's not that he's trans, because it gives a shit.

Speaker 1: 9:56

If you want to be a complete, another weirdo, be a complete, another weirdo. The problem this dickhead had and that Doritos figured out. Oh, I don't know, maybe we should background check your ass while we're de on your DEI die, ie, whatever the Hell it is. It says if you're a weirdo or a racist, some bitch will give you a job. Yeah, that thing. Well, you know you want to have a dick more address like stuff out. Don't give shit. The problem is is when you find out that you're a dickhead. The problem is when you find out that dick boy over there with his hand. He had his hand more than just a Doritos bag. Okay, come to find out.

Speaker 1: 10:37

This little demon doesn't just have daddy issues. This little demon has everything issues, hates to nuclear family, forget Jesus. They didn't even happen in Anything to do traditional American values, and it's that another plus. But wait, there's more so plus on top of this this asshole in Espanol's how to go and translate all this. He really has a thing about underage kids. And what person did we go and find this out from that went to the underage kid bar with him? Oh, he didn't. It was on freaking Twitter.

Speaker 1: 11:17

I'll read you a couple of these, because we're all adults here and this is why I don't put this stuff on YouTube and shit like that. Do I have a much smaller audience because of it? Yeah, do I have an audience as a bunch of adults and can do stuff, and they won't ban me or take me off the air for posting what this asshole already posted. That's right. I'll just own the show on my own. That's what we do.

Speaker 1: 11:43

Samantha Hudson says this I want to do naughty things like stick a. Like stick a 12 year old girl up her asshole. By the way, please eat Doritos. He continues in a different post. I hate women who are victims of rape and who turn to self help centers to overcome their trauma. What a pain in the ass. Please try the Nacho brand In another post. I crawl with laughter at bullying videos that end in suicide, and this is the one that I'm pretty sure. If you work for Pepsi, slash Frito lay, slash Doritos. This is the one that will get your ass hired every time, he says. I just ran my tongue over my little cousin's vagina and she smiled at me. The little ones deserve pleasure too. Don't you dare buy another bag of Doritos, or any Frito lay product for that matter. Don't you dare, while you add it, quit drinking Pepsi's, stop it. Oh and, by the way, samantha Hudson, fuck you. Ok.

Speaker 1: 13:36

So we know that Trump won the thing in the Supreme Court nine to nothing. This week, they had the question as to whether or not states could jank him or a candidate off of federal election Ballot balloting. The answer to that is no, nine to nothing. On the Supreme Court, which I love because it made the liberals heads freaking explode oh, it is to laugh, oh yeah. And so now it's funny because all the Biden slash Obama appointees to the Supreme Court.

Speaker 1: 14:23

Well them, sons of bitches, they're in this thing too. They're deep, oh their turncoats. The Supreme Court is totally illegitimate. First Roe v Wade and now this we can't even go having a abortion Because the Supreme Court made it illegal. I hate these sons of bitches. The Constitution is not that hard to read, god. They're stupid as shit. So their their.

Speaker 1: 15:11

Their angle on this is that the states, you know, in their constitutions they're not going to allow you to vote for anyone that was involved in insurrection. This came from civil war. It's old and everybody's kind of carried it. It's in the US Constitution, as a matter of fact, and, and weirdly enough, it doesn't stop you from running. A good example of this is Joe Biden himself. So when Biden first got into Congress a billion years ago and the year 1300, whenever the hell it was he was actually too young. His birthday came between the election date and the inauguration date for that office.

Speaker 1: 16:01

So the short answer is is if a three year old wants to run for Congress, they can. They can get elected, or for any other, any other federal position. That's, you know, a vulnerable position. You just can't be sworn into that office because of rules, regulations, this thing, the other. So at a blindside fault, it wouldn't have passed muster anyway with anybody. That's a thinking person. You know you cannot swear Trump in or anybody else in if they've broken a constitutional rule, but they can stay on the ballot. That's that.

Speaker 1: 16:33

Secondly, the biggest in the federal government bitched about and the court bitched about is that it's like look, stay in your lane states. There are interlocks in the Constitution that you know. The state can undo a federal law and the, the fans, are to stay out of the state's business. But this is not that case. So the president of the United States is only a federal office, is the leading seat of one of the three branches of government. So there's no argument from a state there. You know, if they want to let the people decide, you let it do what it's going to do. But at the end of the day, states have no leverage or rider input into that aspect of it. So, yeah, it's non-sequitur as far as that goes. But the biggest thing is that, you know, even assuming if Trump were an insurrectionist, you could still elect him. He's couldn't swear him in. But the case in point to this whole thing is and where they're clamoring is that in their minds these states have done a mind trial and said, oh no, no, he's in.

Speaker 1: 17:43

He was in charge of the end, the January 6 insurrection, you know, the one that had no weapons, the one that was totally uncoordinated, that the police opened the barricades for that. The maglock doors were suddenly open and there were already people inside the Capitol dressed as MAGA supporters. Weird, isn't it? I guess they were just going to sit in there and just watch, dressed as Trump supporters, from inside the Capitol the whole day. What they were going to do is just sit inside there and watch everything going outside, because they weren't going outside, because they could have already been outside, so they just were just going to sit in their dress like that. You know. It's not like there was a plan to let people in or anything.

Speaker 1: 18:35

What am I thinking? There's no way, yeah, but the big thing to this, though, and the give zero angle and slant on that, is this this was a test. This was a test to see if law Legality was going to follow the word salad that's in their narrative, because we're going to call him an insurrectionists and we're going to keep saying that January 6 was an insurrection, you know one that was going to destroy the democracy. While they are fine Denying Trump His right to trial To decide if he's guilty or not of insurrection, you know their version of democracy, and the idea was to see if they could get this through just based on that chest beating, screaming, broken record, wash, rinse, repeat of a narrative, and here's why the words and labels that they like to put on everybody. This is how they will group you in the future. They can learn, in the zeitgeist of public opinion and public think, to make those labels stick. You, maga, loving Nazi Monsters, because when they finally armed themselves, they want to use their version of the law to start scooping people up. The finger point alone will be enough, because they're crazy and they keep working further and further and further to a feverish mental pitch in their head. Yeah, I mean, this is how. This is how war works. This is how it worked in the in in race wars and stuff like that in the United States.

Speaker 1: 21:04

Back in the day, all you have to do is convince the people that will do your dirty work that the other person is a monster. You're going to kill and destroy and rape your kids and your family and your dog and everything you've got that they want to do harm to you, that they want to hurt you, that they're going to do oh my God, if they, if they're so and so, so and so. Which is why it's so important to pay attention to facts and to do your own checking on things, because I'm going to tell you right now that bunch of that bunch running the show right now, these people are truly monsters. They don't give a shit about you, and when both sides are just saying those words, it's just words and everybody gets crazy. But if you can fact point to it with real fact, not by calling someone an insurrectionist, by sitting here saying, all right, where was the damn insurrection? We're all still waiting. There are people rotting in jails because of this. Where is it?

Speaker 1: 22:11

You sat there and impeached Trump once on this, or tried to, after he came out of office as a citizen. You've been chasing him and the people that were up there at the Capitol for three years now. We're still waiting on the first person convicted of this. We seen your fate January 6 committee that chopped up the videotapes and the other things that they wanted to say and show you on prime time television, with an actual television producer for the show to watch, to try to sway the public's thinking, and along the laundry list of other things. That that's where they are and that's where we are. And this is the road that we're coming to to a nexus, because this is an election year and Trump is pouring on strong. So what do you do when you don't have enough people to vote or you need to kind of monkey with it again? Well, that's easy. You take your little pen and you get rid of staying. Stay in Mexico.

Speaker 1: 23:31

On day one of your office, you say there's not a problem at the border for three years. The election comes along and then you scream from the top of your lungs there's a problem at the border and it's the Republicans fault, while you don't dare count the number of bodies that come in, because you need that count. You need my orcas to sit there and say I'm following the law. Yeah, he kind of is, actually, because the law says Joe Biden says, even though he swears that he needs Congress's help to close the border, that he needs Congress's help to stop this disaster going on at the border, that it's the Republicans fault. My orcas is just following the law set down by Joe, Not to count the fact that Joe can stop this, not only by undoing what he undid on day one. A president with nothing more than the stroke of their own pen can close the US border. Yep, shut her down, problem solved. And you don't need the first person's permission in the whole damn world to do it either. You can just do it. But there's no need to worry about that, don't you dare, because he doesn't want it closed. He needs to vote.

Speaker 1: 25:03

Because that same orcas that sent there and says I'm following the law also said that you know IDs for voting. Well, that's just pure racist. That's against that, that's against the Constitution. Now here's the little gold nugget that lit my ass on fire. The same white house that says oh yeah, now we got a problem. Oh yeah, we need Congress to do something about it. Oh yeah, y'all untie my hands. Oh yeah, this.

Speaker 1: 25:35

Oh yeah, that same white house has flown in over 320,000 illegals. That flown them in Freedom of Information Act just found that. It has a number, and I bet that number is low. It even goes on to say that if the American people knew how big that number was, they'd freak out. That's my coffee. Let the freak out freaking begin, because that lying sack of shit up there is going to keep important bodies. It doesn't need the votes, they'll just cheat again.

Speaker 1: 26:23

But they will point to and say well, maybe it's all the folks that came in over the border now and they just voted for me and I beat Donald Trump with 18 quadrillion votes Nothing out. Before the election. Trump was beating me 95 to nothing in the polls, but hey, we pulled out another squeaker. That's what they want to do and they probably will, and you know what's going to happen when they do that. You know what's going to happen when they did that. I know what's going to happen when they did that. Everybody with an IQ larger than a toadstool knows what's going to happen. So that gives them between now and election time to make sure that their narrative, that their word salad as to who and what you are.

Speaker 1: 27:22

Is that a feverish, dangerous pitch? Because then they can just shoot you on site For dare saying anything. That's wrong. Well, god knows how many terrorists are already in a pile together planning something that's a thousand times worse than anything we've ever seen before with terrorism in this country, and those true Americans that aren't going to stand for that are going to be public enemy number one against the military that. Oh, by the way, they're adding the illegals to that military from all those countries around the world, including those that you don't even want to think about China, yemen, iraq, iran, the Mexicans at least your problems. It's going to get ugly. So buckle up. That's my notes. Go to givezerocom. I'm your humble host. Jb. Thanks for listening to Give Zero, america's number one third rate podcast. Good luck, america. The RPG is the best thing in the country in the world that I'd pick with alcohol, but Living in a world of constant compromise,